Yes, I must apologize to you. 
So I heard that my newsletter post was a tad long last week. I need to ask forgiveness. To do that, I’ve enlisted my good friends, The Rolling Stones to do it musically:
Please allow me to introduce my piece
I’m a fan of lengthy newsletter release
I’ve been typing for long, long hours
‘Bout Bills games through sun & showers
And I was there when Josh Allen had his moment in pain
Made damn sure that every thought was over-analyzed and insane
[Chorus]
Pleased to bore you with my endless aims
But what’s puzzling you is the length of my game
Just announced a raffle prize today
Wings will be Firey Apple BBQ
Every detail of the glaze and heat for you.
Four PM against Seattle’s best
Not seven pages of my matchup tests
Join us all to watch and cheer
While I type more notes, oh dear
Pleased to bore you with my endless aims
Oh yeah
What’s puzzling you is the length of my game
Tell me, baby, what’s my name.
In grooviness,
BRIAN
