You know what’s tougher to find than a needle in a haystack (And who is putting needles in a haystack??)? A decent Jacksonville Jaguar joke! Seriously, I scoured the internet like a detective on a mission—Googled, Bing’d, even Duck-Ducked—and came up mostly empty-handed. Here’s the best I could find/make-up:
Q: Why does President Biden want to send Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence to Russia?
A: The CIA convinced him that Trevor is the only American who can overthrow Putin.
No. Seriously, that was the best one. My original joke actually said North Korea and Kim Jong Un but he’s short. It’s easy to overthrow him. (Unless you live there, I guess.)
That’s okay. The Bills won’t be coming up short. They will be going 3-0 with a win over those poor, little teal kitties. Our hometown heroes are firing on all cylinders, and let’s be honest, aside from the first 20 minutes of the first game, they’ve been nothing short of amazing! Hell, this may be an even better team this year, if ya can “diggs” it.
We also happen to get another bonus free Sunday this weekend because it’s a Monday Night showdown at The Ralp… I mean, Rich Sta… oh wait, Highmark! You can bet schools in the Queen City and nearby burbs will be shutting down early for this one. After all, kickoff is at 7:30 PM; a very odd prime time for some football frenzy!
South Street is flipping the lights on for us at 6 PM, and you know what that means: a delightful blend of football, beer, wing specials (Honey Harissa will be your saucy delight (No. Stop.I am not allowed to type it and you are not allowed to think it.)), and prize drawings for charity. We hope to see everyone there… and maybe even a new Bills kicker (but keep it hush-hush; the Bass-o-matic is still in the dark).
So kick back and enjoy your Sunday—why not try this week’s recipe? It only takes a breezy 4 hours! Then, once you’ve recovered from that culinary marathon and ensuing intestinal trumpeting, swing by to hang out with The CBBB on Monday night.
With love,
BRIAN
PS: I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They slapped a Jaguars jersey on it, and now it sucks again!
PSS: Rimshot!
PSS: I bet it would be easy to find hay in a needle stack. Just sayin’.
